I’m getting a tattoo apprenticeship as soon as im comfy in arizona.
im so excited, i was told yesterday that if I do want one, i can like, definitely get one.
i was offered one, and if i was gonna be staying here, i’d take it.
Average weekend, had people over at Alex’s house both nights to drink. Yesterday I did a test run with Sandee for my makeup and hair for prom next weekend. Speaking of prom, I’m really excited about it. We finally got the limo booked, dinner plans made, and after party plans. I’m just excited to have a good time and look really beautiful around Alex! Hopefully really beautiful anyways. And speaking of Alex! I’m being such a baby about him today. I miss him after being away from him for any more than an hour. He just makes everything so much better. After sleeping at his house on the weekends, Sundays just suck. Going home, getting ready for another week of school, sleeping alone, blah blah blah. Only four more Mondays until summer though! :)
There is one grammatical mistake that I particularly enjoy encountering. It has become almost fun for me to come across people who take the phrase “a lot” and condense it down into one word, because when someone says “alot,” this is what I imagine:
The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people’s grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I’d normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.
For example, when I read the sentence “I care about this alot,” this is what I imagine:
Similarly, when someone says “alot of _______”, I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are talking about.
If someone says something like “I feel lonely alot” or “I’m angry alot,” I’m going to imagine them standing there with an emo haircut, sharing their feelings with an Alot.
The Alot is incredibly versatile.
So the next time you are reading along and you see some guy ranting about how he is “alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps,” instead of getting angry, you can be like “You’re right! Alots are known for their superior swimming capabilities.”
The Day’s Finally Come… You’re here. I know, I know, you are nervous as FUCK aren’t you? Well, prepare to enter the gates of hell. Before you even get on the goddamn bus to head to school for your first day, know that: 1. Everyone fucking hates you here. 2. You shouldn’t be here. 3. You look like…
This comic is the best Batman story ever written. It was written by Frank Miller, the guy you know as the writer of both 300, and Sin City, both of which were huge hits. Considering the next batman film is in limbo right now and Heath Ledger’s return as the best villain ever is…