March 2012
43 posts
February 2012
82 posts
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
Anonymous asked: You are a beautiful creature.
Sleeping in is impossible
Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then...
– Karen Marie Moning (via loveyourchaos)
blackmormon:
whats the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with big boobs? one is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
You can tell a lot about a person by how quickly they dismiss something they...
– Jason Fried (via (via yipes)